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-The Kevin Federline Fanclub
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WOot. New pictures of Kev’s kids surfaced this week. Sean and Jayden JJ are kept in a hyperbaric chamber to protect them from the ecosystem in their mom’s groin, but every once in a while Kevin takes them to the beach. The boys are growing up strong. Even though they are only 1 and 2 years old, I hear they are sleeping with celebrities at a 5th grade level. Also, you can tell that Dad has big things in mind for their futures, given the fashion forward hairstyles they wear.
All’s well in the Federline kingdom. Kevin’s 3 starring role on One Tree Hill was so inspiring the writers strike ended on principle alone. All that court shit keeps humming along. Kevin’s lawyers have been aided significantly by Discovery Rule 3.4(a), aka the "trailer trash skank bitches GTFO of court" rule. Add Comments | ||
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Britney has escaped from Skankatraz! To our readers in the Westwood/Los Angeles area: be on the lookout for a white female resembling a bloated whale carcas. Will likely be drinking Kentucky Gentlemen out of the bottle or getting humped by a skeezy dude in an alley. Britney escaped from UCLA medical center by making a rope ladder out of hospital issued panties. The doctors were trying to relieve her slag whore symptoms by making her wear underpants but apparently she was stashing them under the bed, along with generic oxycontin and clown makeup. Britney should be considered armed and extremely dangerous. Do not approach unless you want to get your dick bitten off! Comments: Shhhh I love how Brit gets slagged off on here, it shows that Brit rises above this and doesnt slag Mr K Fed off. K Fedd is so low in the ranking that he markets himself as Mr Britney Spears. Should tell you alot, it should be copy right her name. Britney will rise from this and whipp K Fedds ass left right and centre and it has started already with the PR Guru going to Britney and not him. I hope that Mr K Fed father of the year...(haha) looks after his first wifes children too...i guess there is no money to suck out of his first wife so of course hes not interested. Anyway, have to run and write something nice on Britneys site. Posted By: Britneyloyalfan kfed i was on here when it was all about KFED my man but this whole britney bashing garbage is lame...leave that shit to the tabloids Posted By: tc34 pathetic is this site a joke? seriously? "k-fed fan club"??? i don’t see a thing about k-fed on here -- it’s all about bashing britney... it’s even titled, "everything you want to know about Mr. Britney Spears" HAHAHAHA k-fed can’t even get his "own" website without mentioning the person who made him "famous" -- BRITNEY! pathetic. the only reason britney has had a breakdown is because k-fed has manipulated her, he has manipulated her family, he has manipulated his own children & he has manipulated the judicial system. where was dad of the year when they were married? oh yah - he was in vegas spending britney’s money. loser Posted By: anonymous Add Comments | ||
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Britney Spears has been taken to the hospital for the second time this month. This casts doubt on my theory that she's suffering from menstrual tremors, caused by a lack of vaginal tension. Here's Brit's police escort, from the Anti-CrabSkank detail:
New episodes of House just started again, so I am back to being a medical expert. Here's my list of things Brit is probably suffering from: - Addiction to painkillers Comments: Hey Jenny! Yore dumb!!! Posted By: MTA Wow You guys are so freaking stupid. K Fed is nothing, was nothing, and continues to be nothing, especially since britneys gone. Its fuckin ridiculous how he got 10 million from her and 2 kids and isn’t giving her crap in return. so you guys shut up, because britney MADE k fed what he is. and he still aint much. Posted By: xspiffyjennyx well first off.. Brittany does not have any crabs or any disease at all. Brittany cant have dog herpes okayy! I mean come on get real. She’s pretty and she sings very good. So leave her alone, cant you see she’s already been threw enough!! -Missy Posted By: Molissa Add Comments | ||
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There's nothing funny about the death of Heath Ledger. And apparently even Brit is aware of this. I guess spending her waking life embodying tragedy has given her insight on the matter. When she heard about the young actor's death she immediately drove to the convenience store at 4:15 am to buy Fiddle Faddle and a pregnancy test. But she was gonna do that anyway. The touching part was that she made the trip in full Joker makeup:
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| I am doing this update from an iPod touch, which is totally fire and I bet kevin probably has a personal assistNt with huge boobs just to carry his around. I know he doesn't have an iPhone because you can't use a woman-attracting earpiece with a blue led to prove its not an imitation earpiece e. Add Comments | ||
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