Look, Barack. Stop trying. You are never gonna get more famous than Kevin. You only have 69,000 MySpace friends. Kevin has 72,000. That is WAAAAY more than you. I cant even figure out how many more that even is. It's probably like twice as many as you have. I CANT EVEN CALCULATE NUMBERS THAT BIG. Like the computer from Sneakers. Check this out:

Meanwhile in loserland:

Kevin is friends with Shonn Boog, Pink and Brody Jenner. Everyone on planet earth knows who Brody Jenner is. Who is Barack friends with? Eugene. Great. Hey everybody, it's Eugene. Now we can really get crunk. Because Eugene is here. Awesome.
When I found out who Brak was he had like 50,000 MySpace friends. That is less than Kevin. Now it's over 5 years later, and he STILL has fewer friends than Kevin.
Also: Get on this podcast, because it is so awesome it is realigning the gravity of planet earth.
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SAME SHIT - DIFFERENT TUNE Cant you even be fucking creative you pieces of shit? Lets get this straight - this site sucks and I know you do as well. Shut the fuck down already or find a better fucking topic. AND - I am the one questioning if you area really dudes. Why would a dude want to glamorize another fucking DUDE?????? Gay all the way faggots. Do us all a favor - go the Vegas and blow your K-FAGGOT. And then - you can save some in your mouth and sell it on ebay. Make some money little faggots. Posted By: A+ HATER
Eddie Moraless picture gets more gangsta by the day It looks like hes getting ready to squeeze one out right onto a hater. Posted By: glaze
Oh, by the way, you think you know me, why dont you come to Osul, Irauq and tell me what the fuck you have bullets passing by your head. you know nothing about this website. I have something and you are taking it away from me. Posted By: IamKevin2
Oh, by the way, throw it back you trailor trash mother-fucker. you have no game here. Glaze, good time to banish me! sorry guys! Posted By: IamKevin2
lil_mama and A+ are the same bitches, if not dudes mmmmm. How I love me some trailor trash.... Lets get this on a personal level. I think lil_mama and A+ are the same person(at your descretion to call them that, please read down.) I have had a psychology course or 2 at JC(junior college for you)and know a few things about human behaviors. As it may seem, more to my research, these girls are not girls. Obsessive compusive disorder is more likely in males, less likely in females. The awful use of the word faggot is also used by males. and to use the word retard? lets look at the statistics; 1:faggot men/retard 87/13 women/retard 2: retard men/faggot 92/08 women/faggot . So if you are not a woman, than you are a very troubled whore. please let me help you. Let me ask you some questions: you have trouble sleeping? 2: does your john ask to punh you? (if so, how hard) 3: Does your HEP-C treatment get in the way of your job? 4: Do you ever feel the need to start over? (where do you plan on dumping the kids) 5: Does the porn industry ever get old, do you wish for a day without 2-3 insertions? .... OK, you maybe married, what does he think about you loving the entire county? Is he still the man in your life? If not then he must know what goes on in your real job when he is away. or the fact that you like whores too. any matter, did you realize that Pam Anderson had the same disease as you and became your hero? You must be confused at this point, and I would not blame you. I will put it in words you can understand. and after this, you can have the morning after pill. and you can tell daddy that you think "he out no kinder in yoo". after this day, everyone will think of you as the trailer trash upset housewife/fag that you are. the difference between you and me? i am in love with a beautiful girl. and you are still looking for it. so until you find it, stick your dick in your own ass. I still beleive you are one person. please, you find someone and let me help others. later, I love you Posted By: IamKevin2
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