Kevin's divorce from Britney Spears was finalized today.  Britney had to pay Kevin back the 1 million dollars he lent her.  The agreement did not disclose the purpose of the loan but news reports have detailed the way Brit spent the money:   case after case of Prison Toilet Sangria, bribes to pavarattis, and fast food.  Now that Kevin has his money back he will likely continue being the greatest superstar alive. 

The fanclub will have much more on this subject once we pinpoint the exact gutter that Britney Spears will be on the verge of death in tonight.