Britney Spears has been taken to the hospital for the second time this month.  This casts doubt on my theory that she's suffering from menstrual tremors, caused by a lack of vaginal tension.  Here's Brit's police escort, from the Anti-CrabSkank detail:

 

New episodes of House just started again, so I am back to being a medical expert.  Here's my list of things Brit is probably suffering from:

-  Addiction to painkillers
-  Fuglitis (untreatable)
-  Delerium Tremens
-  Dog herpes
-  Morbid Obesity with chronic need for attention




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Hey Jenny!
Yore dumb!!!
Posted By: MTA

Wow
You guys are so freaking stupid. K Fed is nothing, was nothing, and continues to be nothing, especially since britneys gone. Its fuckin ridiculous how he got 10 million from her and 2 kids and isn’t giving her crap in return. so you guys shut up, because britney MADE k fed what he is. and he still aint much.
Posted By: xspiffyjennyx

well first off..
Brittany does not have any crabs or any disease at all. Brittany cant have dog herpes okayy! I mean come on get real. She’s pretty and she sings very good. So leave her alone, cant you see she’s already been threw enough!! -Missy
Posted By: Molissa

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