Britney has escaped from Skankatraz!  To our readers in the Westwood/Los Angeles area:  be on the lookout for a white female resembling a bloated whale carcas.  Will likely be drinking Kentucky Gentlemen out of the bottle or getting humped by a skeezy dude in an alley.

Here’s the story. 

Britney escaped from UCLA medical center by making a rope ladder out of hospital issued panties.  The doctors were trying to relieve her slag whore symptoms by making her wear underpants but apparently she was stashing them under the bed, along with generic oxycontin and clown makeup.   

Britney should be considered armed and extremely dangerous.  Do not approach unless you want to get your dick bitten off! 





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